narcissism

Ok. So I've actually stumbled upon this site through the google website and set up this account; yet who knows if I'll actually allow anyone the address to access this information. So. To start. I cannot type to save my life, and the backspace key is my best friend. I hope that this thing hs spelLcheck too. Not that I spell bad(spelling major in college) but the keys are a little ackew in my head. All moved to the left. Or right, I'll figure it out. It's left, I think. yup left. Though I do have human best friends, I am prone to exagreation. Not often as my human friends will tell you. It's rather rare. (Is there a quick sign for exagration?).
My biggest fear is that I am too boring. Or at least to hard to follow cause I am a rambler, a tangent guy. I am a guy, to young to be a boy, too immature to be a man. That kills my parents. But that's how it is Yak Yak Yak.
I will try not to bash, and notto over use the dreaded !!!! Yeah I tend to shout whant I wanna say, like I shout my sneezes... my dad's fault. I learned it by watching him. (coulda use the !! right there but used the oft allude self-constait gene.. it's there I swear.. again almost a !!)